Pumpus

What is Pumpus?


1.

Velvet covered belly or

Darius’s 2001-2002 long haircut or

Excrement bag or

Boulevard (pronounced how it’s spelled)or

Street thugs named “Poog” and “Beans” or

The black bulb in the toilet tank or

Anna Schwed’s head on Halloween or

British farmlands or

"That's the last time you leave that pumpus in my house!"

1.

Velvet covered belly or

Darius’s 2001-2002 long haircut or

Excrement bag or

Boulevard (pronounced how it’s spelled)or

Street thugs named “Poog” and “Beans” or

The black bulb in the toilet tank or

Anna Schwed’s head on Halloween or

British farmlands or

"That's the last time you leave that pumpus in my house!"


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