What is Pumpy?
1.
A rather gigantic young man with humongous pectoral muscles made quasi-famous on a popular blog about douchebags and the hot chicks that for some reason gravitate towards their metrosexual preening and faketannedness.
He was known for his look of sheer blankness and his propensity to firmly grasp the mammary glands of his women in public whilst having their picture taken, before his untimely death.
I know
Pumpy , and you sir are noPumpy !
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2.
Two cute people in love, who call each other 'pumpy'.
I love you pumpy
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3.
A pumpy is a very fat dog filled with chocolate on the inside and covered with butter on the outside. Satan sends them down every year for Easter, Once again rain his fury on the candy crazed children. You crack them open than eat the chocolate and then they form back together and go back to Satan on the sun.
The opposite of a pump is a (Kippy)
Hey Joe I got a pumpy for easter!
4.
Pumpy is a patriotic gas pump that hates gas prices. Pumpy believes that Americans are born free and should always be free. When gas prices start to infringe on our right to the pursuit of happiness, even gas pumps need to speak out. A 300% increase over 72 months simply means that we’re getting screwed.
I saw Pumpy at the Notre Dame football game partying with tailgaters.
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5.
Derivation: Chinese, word for "pang pi", meaning "fat ass". In English generally used to convey ripply fat or excessive fat on a human body.
She has pumpy thighs.
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6.
An item that is very pulpous and preferably orange colored. It is usually one of many species that can be bought in the masses during Halloween time at the local Superstore. It is merely the inedible imitation of the real thing.
This pumpy is soooo soft! It's even got the face and the vines and everything!
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7.
a pump installer that insists on burning up large horsepower electric motors upon start-up and then start screaming like a woman while running to the river to fill pop cans to put out the flames.
Pumpy flamey has once again snatched defeat from the hands of victory.
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1.
A rather gigantic young man with humongous pectoral muscles made quasi-famous on a popular blog about douchebags and the hot chicks that for some reason gravitate towards their metrosexual preening and faketannedness.
He was known for his look of sheer blankness and his propensity to firmly grasp the mammary glands of his women in public whilst having their picture taken, before his untimely death.
I know
Pumpy , and you sir are noPumpy !
See
2.
Two cute people in love, who call each other 'pumpy'.
I love you pumpy
See
3.
A pumpy is a very fat dog filled with chocolate on the inside and covered with butter on the outside. Satan sends them down every year for Easter, Once again rain his fury on the candy crazed children. You crack them open than eat the chocolate and then they form back together and go back to Satan on the sun.
The opposite of a pump is a (Kippy)
Hey Joe I got a pumpy for easter!
4.
Pumpy is a patriotic gas pump that hates gas prices. Pumpy believes that Americans are born free and should always be free. When gas prices start to infringe on our right to the pursuit of happiness, even gas pumps need to speak out. A 300% increase over 72 months simply means that we’re getting screwed.
I saw Pumpy at the Notre Dame football game partying with tailgaters.
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5.
Derivation: Chinese, word for "pang pi", meaning "fat ass". In English generally used to convey ripply fat or excessive fat on a human body.
She has pumpy thighs.
See
6.
An item that is very pulpous and preferably orange colored. It is usually one of many species that can be bought in the masses during Halloween time at the local Superstore. It is merely the inedible imitation of the real thing.
This pumpy is soooo soft! It's even got the face and the vines and everything!
See
7.
a pump installer that insists on burning up large horsepower electric motors upon start-up and then start screaming like a woman while running to the river to fill pop cans to put out the flames.
Pumpy flamey has once again snatched defeat from the hands of victory.
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