Pun

What is Pun?


1.

A play on words, usually for a comic reception.

He became a math teacher due to some prime factors.

2.

a play on words, used alot by shakespeare.

"That dreamers often lie" the pun is that dreamers lie in bed but also lie about dreams.

See joke, punned, punning, wordplay, jest

3.

A play on words, which, when used correctly, can bring one a load of laughs and a barrel of cool.

Really Clever Kid:"Hey, you wanna hear a pun?"

Really Hot Girl:"Yeah, sure!"

Really Clever Kid: "What do you call a girl living in the Playboy Mansion of Czechoslovakia?"

Really Hot Girl: "I.D.K. What?!??!!?"

Really Clever Kid: "A checkmate!"

Really Hot Girl: "LOL!!!!!! Lets have sex..."

See lollygagging, jigglypuff, alabaster, poopscalator, Forty Two

4.

Play on words for comical relief

Pun:

"I'll play you a prostitune on my whoremonica."

See punning, pun, funny, wkuk

5.

Bad joke, usually having a double meaning, which no one finds funny.

The jokester usually fins themselves knocked out on the ground or being thrown tomatoes at.

What did the apple tell his lollypop wife?

Answer: You're so sweet!

see? bad pun

See pun, bad, joke, punch, line

6.

The worst form of human communication yet.

A stupid play on words trying desperatley to be funny.

(the most stupidest pun ever)

guy 1: knock knock

me: who's there

guy 1: orange

me: orange who

guy 1: orange you glad i didn't say bannanas?

*BANG*

me: I had a "blast" hanging with you...

See stupid, communicate, worst, joke, retard

7.

The anglosaxon definition is a play on words, sometimes on different senses of the same word and sometimes on the similar sense or sound of different words. However, the legendary Big Punisher has created a byword expression which exclaims something that is gross, or inappropriate for a given moment, or just plain shzleezy.

"You mean you sat your rusty butt down on the toilet seat of a public restroom in Union Station without a toilet seat cover? "You nasty Pun." Response from said filth mongrel, "I don't care."

1.

A play on words, usually for a comic reception.

He became a math teacher due to some prime factors.

2.

a play on words, used alot by shakespeare.

"That dreamers often lie" the pun is that dreamers lie in bed but also lie about dreams.

See joke, punned, punning, wordplay, jest

3.

A play on words, which, when used correctly, can bring one a load of laughs and a barrel of cool.

Really Clever Kid:"Hey, you wanna hear a pun?"

Really Hot Girl:"Yeah, sure!"

Really Clever Kid: "What do you call a girl living in the Playboy Mansion of Czechoslovakia?"

Really Hot Girl: "I.D.K. What?!??!!?"

Really Clever Kid: "A checkmate!"

Really Hot Girl: "LOL!!!!!! Lets have sex..."

See lollygagging, jigglypuff, alabaster, poopscalator, Forty Two

4.

Play on words for comical relief

Pun:

"I'll play you a prostitune on my whoremonica."

See punning, pun, funny, wkuk

5.

Bad joke, usually having a double meaning, which no one finds funny.

The jokester usually fins themselves knocked out on the ground or being thrown tomatoes at.

What did the apple tell his lollypop wife?

Answer: You're so sweet!

see? bad pun

See pun, bad, joke, punch, line

6.

The worst form of human communication yet.

A stupid play on words trying desperatley to be funny.

(the most stupidest pun ever)

guy 1: knock knock

me: who's there

guy 1: orange

me: orange who

guy 1: orange you glad i didn't say bannanas?

*BANG*

me: I had a "blast" hanging with you...

See stupid, communicate, worst, joke, retard

7.

The anglosaxon definition is a play on words, sometimes on different senses of the same word and sometimes on the similar sense or sound of different words. However, the legendary Big Punisher has created a byword expression which exclaims something that is gross, or inappropriate for a given moment, or just plain shzleezy.

"You mean you sat your rusty butt down on the toilet seat of a public restroom in Union Station without a toilet seat cover? "You nasty Pun." Response from said filth mongrel, "I don't care."


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