Punch The Midget

What is Punch The Midget?


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An act of male self-stimulation whereby the weiner gets pulverized for such an extended duration that chaffing and irritation of the genitals usually occurs. Also known as a Bloody Buddy.

I was punching the midget while watching Oprah yesterday. Now my schnitzel is all fucked up and it hurts to walk.

1.

An act of male self-stimulation whereby the weiner gets pulverized for such an extended duration that chaffing and irritation of the genitals usually occurs. Also known as a Bloody Buddy.

I was punching the midget while watching Oprah yesterday. Now my schnitzel is all fucked up and it hurts to walk.


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