Punchbowl Drunk

What is Punchbowl Drunk?


1.

When your at a party and you hear someone has spiked the punch. Hearing this you either say "shit i drank that." or "hmm thanks for the warning." wait for them to leave, drink it, and end up drunk

1.)

Ryan: "Dude someone spiked the punch!"

Rob: "Oh fuck I can't get wasted tonight, my mom wants me home by 10!"

2.)

Ryan: "Dude someone spiked the punch!"

Rob: "Woah I almost drank that. Thanks for tellin' me."

Ryan: "Well I gotta go, my mom wants me home at 7."

Rob: "Dude it's already 6:30"

Ryan: leaves.

Rob: walks over to punch bowl, sees a hot girl. "hey want some punch?"

NEXT DAY

Ryan: "how was the party."

Rob: "STOP YELLING I GOT PUNCHBOWL DRUNK, HAVE A HEADACHE, AND AMY GAVE ME HERPES"

See high, beer, fun, party, late, mom, drunk, herpes, girls

1.

When your at a party and you hear someone has spiked the punch. Hearing this you either say "shit i drank that." or "hmm thanks for the warning." wait for them to leave, drink it, and end up drunk

1.)

Ryan: "Dude someone spiked the punch!"

Rob: "Oh fuck I can't get wasted tonight, my mom wants me home by 10!"

2.)

Ryan: "Dude someone spiked the punch!"

Rob: "Woah I almost drank that. Thanks for tellin' me."

Ryan: "Well I gotta go, my mom wants me home at 7."

Rob: "Dude it's already 6:30"

Ryan: leaves.

Rob: walks over to punch bowl, sees a hot girl. "hey want some punch?"

NEXT DAY

Ryan: "how was the party."

Rob: "STOP YELLING I GOT PUNCHBOWL DRUNK, HAVE A HEADACHE, AND AMY GAVE ME HERPES"

See high, beer, fun, party, late, mom, drunk, herpes, girls


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