Punilingus

What is Punilingus?


1.

(n.) The act of orally stimulating the vulva or the vagina through the usage of shrewd puns that titillate the senses.

Officer John Titwhistle: "Dude, you're being indicted."

Gary Fortcox: "What for? I've never broken the law in my life!"

Officer John Titwhistle: "Your pun was too good."

Gary Fortcox: "But I make puns all the time."

Officer John Titwhistle: "Yes, but this one was so good that unconsentual punilingus was achieved."

Gary Fortcox: *Contrite sigh*...

See cunilingus, vagina, sex, fellatio

1.

(n.) The act of orally stimulating the vulva or the vagina through the usage of shrewd puns that titillate the senses.

Officer John Titwhistle: "Dude, you're being indicted."

Gary Fortcox: "What for? I've never broken the law in my life!"

Officer John Titwhistle: "Your pun was too good."

Gary Fortcox: "But I make puns all the time."

Officer John Titwhistle: "Yes, but this one was so good that unconsentual punilingus was achieved."

Gary Fortcox: *Contrite sigh*...

See cunilingus, vagina, sex, fellatio


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