Puniversity

What is Puniversity?


1.

A UK polytechnic which has recently been defined as a university. Usually offering non-degrees in media studies, criminology, psychology etc

Despite their offical University status nobody takes them, their degrees or their graduates seriously.

Examples include the Universities of Luton, Reading and East London.

Emmy's such a dumb bitch, she keeps going on about her degree and stuff but she went to the Puniversity of East London.

You need an IQ of at least 46 to get into a Puniversity

John was in a coma but still managed to get a place at a Puniversity

See degree, idiot

1.

A UK polytechnic which has recently been defined as a university. Usually offering non-degrees in media studies, criminology, psychology etc

Despite their offical University status nobody takes them, their degrees or their graduates seriously.

Examples include the Universities of Luton, Reading and East London.

Emmy's such a dumb bitch, she keeps going on about her degree and stuff but she went to the Puniversity of East London.

You need an IQ of at least 46 to get into a Puniversity

John was in a coma but still managed to get a place at a Puniversity

See degree, idiot


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