Punt My Offices

What is Punt My Offices?

Hottest new slang for "cut off my penis".

"punt my offices" is a perfect anagram for "cut off my penis"

John Bobbitt: Why'd you punt my offices!?!

Lorena: Temporary insanity caused by your constant physical, emotional, and sexual abuse.

See castrate, castration, attack

Hottest new slang for "cut off my penis".

"punt my offices" is a perfect anagram for "cut off my penis"

John Bobbitt: Why'd you punt my offices!?!

Lorena: Temporary insanity caused by your constant physical, emotional, and sexual abuse.

See castrate, castration, attack

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