Puppy Magic

What is Puppy Magic?


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Masturbation, because every time you do it God magically kills a puppy.

Today I cast three puppy magic spells. All were successful. As a result, the pound is three puppies less full.

See masterbation, mcdonalds, jacking off, whacking off

1.

Masturbation, because every time you do it God magically kills a puppy.

Today I cast three puppy magic spells. All were successful. As a result, the pound is three puppies less full.

See masterbation, mcdonalds, jacking off, whacking off


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