Puppy Surprise

What is Puppy Surprise?


1.

An act of sexual intercourse involving two women and one man. The man must first be wearing a strap-on dildo facing behind him. He must position one women in front of him and one behind him. This allows him to penetrate both women simultaneously.

Them girls was beggin' for that puppy surprise.

See orgy, threesome, puppy, santa claus, jesus

2.

When a dog shits on the carpet under your desk and then you have sex on top of it.

Asian Michael Jackson: "What time is it?"

Rock of Love: "I don't know, but I have time for a quick puppy surprise before class."

See pass the basket, appachia, jewtor, vomsicle, baltimore beatdown

1.

An act of sexual intercourse involving two women and one man. The man must first be wearing a strap-on dildo facing behind him. He must position one women in front of him and one behind him. This allows him to penetrate both women simultaneously.

Them girls was beggin' for that puppy surprise.

See orgy, threesome, puppy, santa claus, jesus

2.

When a dog shits on the carpet under your desk and then you have sex on top of it.

Asian Michael Jackson: "What time is it?"

Rock of Love: "I don't know, but I have time for a quick puppy surprise before class."

See pass the basket, appachia, jewtor, vomsicle, baltimore beatdown


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