Puppy-squeezers

What is Puppy-squeezers?


1.

To proffer a small dog to a young child in return for sexual gratification.

"Mam, that puppy-squeezer just offered me some sweets and a sore arse!"

1.

To proffer a small dog to a young child in return for sexual gratification.

"Mam, that puppy-squeezer just offered me some sweets and a sore arse!"


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