What is Purdue?
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A highly prestigious midwestern university specializing in engineering and technology.
The hick from Shelbyville, Indiana couldn't get accepted into Purdue so he had to settle for a second rate education at Indiana University Community College in Bloomington. Unfortunately, his hero Bob Knight had been fired so IU was left without a single team capable of winning anything.
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A College in the middle of Indiana, which by the way has some of the strangest weather i've ever encountered in my life. While it's a very good engineering school, and has both a large greek system, and exchange student program, it's placed in the middle of...you guessed it, cornfields! In short, there is a lack of activites at Purdue.
Here I am stuck at Purdue in the middle of July; it's 95 degrees, humid, and even though the sun's out, it just started raining and tornado alarms are going up all around.
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A place much better the IU (duh what isn't) that is filled with many people who don't speak english and smell funny. The lack of hot girls causes excessive masterbation and homosexuality. The football team is destine to do just good enough to be good but never actaully amount to anything. Most of our schools are top ten in the country or world but almost none of them are actually number one. But Purdue does have alot of good qualities too. We are the best thing in the state of Indiana(which sucks). The bar scene here is pretty sweet. The dorms here are all being redone and it makes it a really nice place to live. The campus looks really nice and is pretty big but not spread out so it is walkable. The buildings are constantly being renovated to keep them up to date and respectable. New buildings are constantly being built to make this school better then it already is. The people on campus that do speak english are usually really nice. There are almost 800 student organizations so you can really find something to do if you look.
I am an Engineering student(like everyone else here)at Purdue. I havn't transfered out of engineering but i proabaly will(like everyone else here). I enjoy the big ten atmosphere but wish it more fun to party here(which it is but other schools are more fun).I love it here and wouldn't give it up for the world.
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University in Indiana where all the dorks and ugly kids go because they don't have any friends. Kids with friends go to other schools, like Indiana University. Also Purdue is known for veterinary medicine, unlike IU, which has the medical school, and the really smart students get to take care of humans instead of Fido.
Friends don't let friends to go Purdue.
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A university located in Indiana where sheep get nervous anytime they happen to win a big game.
Sheep #1, "I just heard Purdue defeated Ohio State!"
Sheep #2, "Great, we'll be getting fucked the rest of the day by the Purdue faithful."
Sheep #1, "At least they don't win often."
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1.
A highly prestigious midwestern university specializing in engineering and technology.
The hick from Shelbyville, Indiana couldn't get accepted into Purdue so he had to settle for a second rate education at Indiana University Community College in Bloomington. Unfortunately, his hero Bob Knight had been fired so IU was left without a single team capable of winning anything.
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2.
A College in the middle of Indiana, which by the way has some of the strangest weather i've ever encountered in my life. While it's a very good engineering school, and has both a large greek system, and exchange student program, it's placed in the middle of...you guessed it, cornfields! In short, there is a lack of activites at Purdue.
Here I am stuck at Purdue in the middle of July; it's 95 degrees, humid, and even though the sun's out, it just started raining and tornado alarms are going up all around.
3.
A place much better the IU (duh what isn't) that is filled with many people who don't speak english and smell funny. The lack of hot girls causes excessive masterbation and homosexuality. The football team is destine to do just good enough to be good but never actaully amount to anything. Most of our schools are top ten in the country or world but almost none of them are actually number one. But Purdue does have alot of good qualities too. We are the best thing in the state of Indiana(which sucks). The bar scene here is pretty sweet. The dorms here are all being redone and it makes it a really nice place to live. The campus looks really nice and is pretty big but not spread out so it is walkable. The buildings are constantly being renovated to keep them up to date and respectable. New buildings are constantly being built to make this school better then it already is. The people on campus that do speak english are usually really nice. There are almost 800 student organizations so you can really find something to do if you look.
I am an Engineering student(like everyone else here)at Purdue. I havn't transfered out of engineering but i proabaly will(like everyone else here). I enjoy the big ten atmosphere but wish it more fun to party here(which it is but other schools are more fun).I love it here and wouldn't give it up for the world.
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University in Indiana where all the dorks and ugly kids go because they don't have any friends. Kids with friends go to other schools, like Indiana University. Also Purdue is known for veterinary medicine, unlike IU, which has the medical school, and the really smart students get to take care of humans instead of Fido.
Friends don't let friends to go Purdue.
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A university located in Indiana where sheep get nervous anytime they happen to win a big game.
Sheep #1, "I just heard Purdue defeated Ohio State!"
Sheep #2, "Great, we'll be getting fucked the rest of the day by the Purdue faithful."
Sheep #1, "At least they don't win often."
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