Purell

What is Purell?


1.

Waterless disinfecting fluid that keeps me sane when handing items touched by anyone other than a scrubbed-in surgeon or Jesus himself.

If I didn't have Purell, I wouldn't leave the house. Yeah I have issues, but still.

2.

The thing you use after shaking everybodies hand in Church. Or just if someone that is gross comes near you. Once you use it, you fell good. Somewhat like crack or herion.... but it disinfects.

*In 30 seconds or more*

Purell helps me live

See influenza, gross, church, germs

3.

This shit will get you high if sniffed, drunk if you drink it.

Damn Joe got fucked up on this Purell shit he sniffed it and was gone, then drank the whole thing and got drunk as hell. A shame he is now dead.

See purell, high, drunk, sniff, drink

4.

It clean you.

i poured purell on my hair because i had pubic lice.

1.

Waterless disinfecting fluid that keeps me sane when handing items touched by anyone other than a scrubbed-in surgeon or Jesus himself.

If I didn't have Purell, I wouldn't leave the house. Yeah I have issues, but still.

2.

The thing you use after shaking everybodies hand in Church. Or just if someone that is gross comes near you. Once you use it, you fell good. Somewhat like crack or herion.... but it disinfects.

*In 30 seconds or more*

Purell helps me live

See influenza, gross, church, germs

3.

This shit will get you high if sniffed, drunk if you drink it.

Damn Joe got fucked up on this Purell shit he sniffed it and was gone, then drank the whole thing and got drunk as hell. A shame he is now dead.

See purell, high, drunk, sniff, drink

4.

It clean you.

i poured purell on my hair because i had pubic lice.


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