Purgatory

What is Purgatory?


1.

A celestial waiting room where christians are punished so that they may atone for their sins before passing into heaven, as written in the Divine Comedy by Dante Algheri. Purgatory is very unlike hell in that it is simply temporary.

If you follow dante's reasoning, most people will spend at least some time in purgatory before they are allowed through the gates of heaven.

See Nathan

2.

A state of mind that Roman Catholics believe you go to if you have sinned on earth but you believe in Jesus. You stay in purgatory untill you have paid off all your sins, however some people stay there forever.

If I used to ask myself over a coffin: "What good did it do the occupant to be born?" I now put the same question about anyone alive

E.M. CIORAN

See alice

3.

That place on Facebook where your friend requests reside before you accept them as your friend. If someone requests to be your friend you can keep them in purgatory by neither accepting nor rejecting their friendship.

Ha ha, yeah, he's been in my purgatory for about a year now.

See facebook, friends, myspace, college

4.

A part of the afterlife where souls are kept until they are allowed to enter heaven. Catholics (such as Dante Alighieri) believe in this because they think souls need to be clean before they can be allowed into heaven, as opposed to Protestants who believe that accepting Jesusas one's personal savior entitles one to heaven automatically no matter how filthy your soul is.

It is unpleasant and fiery like hell, but the souls there are not like the damned, in that they love God and are already saved. Part of the torment is the waiting. A "term" in purgatory can vary widely in length, from a few minutes to the end of the world, and in intensity, from "just slightly less bad than hell" to simply kept in a waiting room. Like prison, visitations by angels and saints are allowed for some souls.

Purgatory: because your sins have to be burned off.

Purgatory: the final processing.

Purgatory: a very unpleasant place, but at least you age in reverse.

Purgatory: hot time in the celestial big house.

See hell, heaven, limbo, prison, soul

5.

A place of eternal waiting.

The waiting room was like purgatory

See hell, crap, mj, shitastic, omg, suicide

6.

Where one ends up when they're in a relationship that they're desperately trying to escape from; "Being stuck in limbo" unable to escape their relationship

"Man, being with her sometimes makes me feel like I"m in purgatory."

See trapped, limbo, torture

7.

An hour in the company of an Estate Agent.

"Let me show you the way to gazumping, stress and poverty," said the Estate Agent to the newleyweds.

1.

A celestial waiting room where christians are punished so that they may atone for their sins before passing into heaven, as written in the Divine Comedy by Dante Algheri. Purgatory is very unlike hell in that it is simply temporary.

If you follow dante's reasoning, most people will spend at least some time in purgatory before they are allowed through the gates of heaven.

See Nathan

2.

A state of mind that Roman Catholics believe you go to if you have sinned on earth but you believe in Jesus. You stay in purgatory untill you have paid off all your sins, however some people stay there forever.

If I used to ask myself over a coffin: "What good did it do the occupant to be born?" I now put the same question about anyone alive

E.M. CIORAN

See alice

3.

That place on Facebook where your friend requests reside before you accept them as your friend. If someone requests to be your friend you can keep them in purgatory by neither accepting nor rejecting their friendship.

Ha ha, yeah, he's been in my purgatory for about a year now.

See facebook, friends, myspace, college

4.

A part of the afterlife where souls are kept until they are allowed to enter heaven. Catholics (such as Dante Alighieri) believe in this because they think souls need to be clean before they can be allowed into heaven, as opposed to Protestants who believe that accepting Jesusas one's personal savior entitles one to heaven automatically no matter how filthy your soul is.

It is unpleasant and fiery like hell, but the souls there are not like the damned, in that they love God and are already saved. Part of the torment is the waiting. A "term" in purgatory can vary widely in length, from a few minutes to the end of the world, and in intensity, from "just slightly less bad than hell" to simply kept in a waiting room. Like prison, visitations by angels and saints are allowed for some souls.

Purgatory: because your sins have to be burned off.

Purgatory: the final processing.

Purgatory: a very unpleasant place, but at least you age in reverse.

Purgatory: hot time in the celestial big house.

See hell, heaven, limbo, prison, soul

5.

A place of eternal waiting.

The waiting room was like purgatory

See hell, crap, mj, shitastic, omg, suicide

6.

Where one ends up when they're in a relationship that they're desperately trying to escape from; "Being stuck in limbo" unable to escape their relationship

"Man, being with her sometimes makes me feel like I"m in purgatory."

See trapped, limbo, torture

7.

An hour in the company of an Estate Agent.

"Let me show you the way to gazumping, stress and poverty," said the Estate Agent to the newleyweds.


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