Purpcident

What is Purpcident?


1.

doing something on purpose but claiming it was an accident

Tom: Mike, I purpcidently had sex with your girlfriend. I am sooo sorry!

(Jill trips Carol on purpcident)

Jill: Ohh Carol! I am so sorry I tripped you!

Carol: That's OK!

1.

doing something on purpose but claiming it was an accident

Tom: Mike, I purpcidently had sex with your girlfriend. I am sooo sorry!

(Jill trips Carol on purpcident)

Jill: Ohh Carol! I am so sorry I tripped you!

Carol: That's OK!


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