Purple Balls

What is Purple Balls?


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The most severe case of blue balls. When one does not either get laid for a very long time or gets aroused many times without losing his load. Most common symptoms include bad mood, large, heavy balls, watching a lot of porn, aggresiveness and rudeness. Usually happens to nice guys, geeksand other guys who aren't able to find anyone to fuck. And remember, jacking offby your computer won't help!

The cure: there is only one and you know it well from magazines, movies and the internet (probably not empirically though).

Oh man, I really have the purple balls, I didn't fuck for ages!

Yesterday I tried to cure my purple balls by jerking off by youporn but after that it got even worse...

See sex, blue balls, geek, jerk off, nice guy

1.

The most severe case of blue balls. When one does not either get laid for a very long time or gets aroused many times without losing his load. Most common symptoms include bad mood, large, heavy balls, watching a lot of porn, aggresiveness and rudeness. Usually happens to nice guys, geeksand other guys who aren't able to find anyone to fuck. And remember, jacking offby your computer won't help!

The cure: there is only one and you know it well from magazines, movies and the internet (probably not empirically though).

Oh man, I really have the purple balls, I didn't fuck for ages!

Yesterday I tried to cure my purple balls by jerking off by youporn but after that it got even worse...

See sex, blue balls, geek, jerk off, nice guy


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