Purple Buffalo

What is Purple Buffalo?


1.

Code word to be used when in the presence of a one-upper or similarly irritating person who is so completely oblivious to their condition and impressed by their own story they don't even notice the oddity of the statement "purple buffalo".

One upper enters the room, joins a conversation and begins to ramble aimlessly...

Others: "Hey, let's head to the bar and get a purple buffalo"

"Is that a purple buffalo on your shirt?"

See one upper, joiner, irritating

2.

A fat black womans bung hole

EXAMPLE:(do you need one?) OK here it is...A fat black woman woman is visiting her proctologist and upon being examined the Doctor proclaims; "Look nurse, her rear end looks just like a purple buffalo!"

See taint, spincter, butt hole

3.

Code word to be used when in the presence of a one upper or similarly irritating person who is so completely oblivious to their condition and impressed by their own story they don't even notice the oddity of the statement "purple buffalo".

One upper enters the room, joins a conversation without invitation and begins to ramble aimlessly...

Others: "Hey, let's head to the bar and get a purple buffalo"

"Is that a purple buffalo on your shirt?"

See one upper, joiner, irritating

1.

Code word to be used when in the presence of a one-upper or similarly irritating person who is so completely oblivious to their condition and impressed by their own story they don't even notice the oddity of the statement "purple buffalo".

One upper enters the room, joins a conversation and begins to ramble aimlessly...

Others: "Hey, let's head to the bar and get a purple buffalo"

"Is that a purple buffalo on your shirt?"

See one upper, joiner, irritating

2.

A fat black womans bung hole

EXAMPLE:(do you need one?) OK here it is...A fat black woman woman is visiting her proctologist and upon being examined the Doctor proclaims; "Look nurse, her rear end looks just like a purple buffalo!"

See taint, spincter, butt hole

3.

Code word to be used when in the presence of a one upper or similarly irritating person who is so completely oblivious to their condition and impressed by their own story they don't even notice the oddity of the statement "purple buffalo".

One upper enters the room, joins a conversation without invitation and begins to ramble aimlessly...

Others: "Hey, let's head to the bar and get a purple buffalo"

"Is that a purple buffalo on your shirt?"

See one upper, joiner, irritating


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