Purple Dong

What is Purple Dong?


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Purple Dong is an Alcholic drink that has the thickness of cum when you drink it, and the cap to the bottle is a tip of a penis, and the rest of the bottle is like a long black shaft from Minnesota. The ingredients are homemade by Greg, And Spencer, and by homemade we mean "The Jizz"

Hey bartender give me a Purple Dong with a sample of that "Keep The Towel"

See greg, spencer, charlie, dong, purple

1.

Purple Dong is an Alcholic drink that has the thickness of cum when you drink it, and the cap to the bottle is a tip of a penis, and the rest of the bottle is like a long black shaft from Minnesota. The ingredients are homemade by Greg, And Spencer, and by homemade we mean "The Jizz"

Hey bartender give me a Purple Dong with a sample of that "Keep The Towel"

See greg, spencer, charlie, dong, purple


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