Purple Football

What is Purple Football?


1.

Eggpress's testicle ottoman which is purple in color and football in shape.

Oh great nut! Have you ever seen such a large ball?!

Calm down my son, tis only the purple football of our small friend, Eggpress.

See eggball

1.

Eggpress's testicle ottoman which is purple in color and football in shape.

Oh great nut! Have you ever seen such a large ball?!

Calm down my son, tis only the purple football of our small friend, Eggpress.

See eggball


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