Purple Football

What is Purple Football?

Eggpress's testicle ottoman which is purple in color and football in shape.

Oh great nut! Have you ever seen such a large ball?!

Calm down my son, tis only the purple football of our small friend, Eggpress.

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Eggpress's testicle ottoman which is purple in color and football in shape.

Oh great nut! Have you ever seen such a large ball?!

Calm down my son, tis only the purple football of our small friend, Eggpress.

See eggball

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9 Hole

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W E

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