Purple Hammock

What is Purple Hammock?

1.

adj. or n.

incompetent, foolish, sexually frustrated, enraged, or one who displays these characteristics.

derived from 'bannana hammock' (revealing speedo-style bathing suit on a male) and the characteristic color of certain parts of the male genetalia.

n: Boy, the manager at Wal-Mart sure is mad today. He's such a purple hammock.

adj: You're giving all the wrong asnwers; it's quite purple hammock of you.

See alan

1.

adj. or n.

incompetent, foolish, sexually frustrated, enraged, or one who displays these characteristics.

derived from 'bannana hammock' (revealing speedo-style bathing suit on a male) and the characteristic color of certain parts of the male genetalia.

n: Boy, the manager at Wal-Mart sure is mad today. He's such a purple hammock.

adj: You're giving all the wrong asnwers; it's quite purple hammock of you.

See alan
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