What is Purple Hammock?
1.
adj. or n.
incompetent, foolish, sexually frustrated, enraged, or one who displays these characteristics.
derived from 'bannana hammock' (revealing speedo-style bathing suit on a male) and the characteristic color of certain parts of the male genetalia.
n: Boy, the manager at Wal-Mart sure is mad today. He's such a purple hammock.
adj: You're giving all the wrong asnwers; it's quite purple hammock of you.
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1.
adj. or n.
incompetent, foolish, sexually frustrated, enraged, or one who displays these characteristics.
derived from 'bannana hammock' (revealing speedo-style bathing suit on a male) and the characteristic color of certain parts of the male genetalia.
n: Boy, the manager at Wal-Mart sure is mad today. He's such a purple hammock.
adj: You're giving all the wrong asnwers; it's quite purple hammock of you.
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