What is Purple Headed Christian Meat Missile?


1.

n. See also Penis

n. The monster lurking within a Christian male's pants, waiting to attack his lover's meat wallet or cum dumpster.

n. Term first used on a popular South Florida talk show, by regular caller Archie.

"Dude, I gave her all of my purple headed christian meat missile last night."

"No shit!"

"Yeah, her fuckholeate it up like she was practicing for a hot dog eating contest."

See schlong, vertical smile, flesh sword, hot pocket, slam the clam

2.

n. See also Penis

n. The monster lurking within a Christian male's pants, waiting to attack his lover's meat wallet or cum dumpster.

n. Term first used on a popular South Florida talk show, by regular caller Archie.

"Dude, I gave her all of my purple headed christian meat missile last night."

"No shit!"

"Yeah, her fuckhole ate it up like she was practicing for a hot dog eating contest."

See cum guzzling gutter slut, man mayonnaise, kielbasa, fur burger, whisker biscuit with cheese, lawn butter

1.

n. See also Penis

n. The monster lurking within a Christian male's pants, waiting to attack his lover's meat wallet or cum dumpster.

n. Term first used on a popular South Florida talk show, by regular caller Archie.

"Dude, I gave her all of my purple headed christian meat missile last night."

"No shit!"

"Yeah, her fuckholeate it up like she was practicing for a hot dog eating contest."

See schlong, vertical smile, flesh sword, hot pocket, slam the clam

2.

n. See also Penis

n. The monster lurking within a Christian male's pants, waiting to attack his lover's meat wallet or cum dumpster.

n. Term first used on a popular South Florida talk show, by regular caller Archie.

"Dude, I gave her all of my purple headed christian meat missile last night."

"No shit!"

"Yeah, her fuckhole ate it up like she was practicing for a hot dog eating contest."

See cum guzzling gutter slut, man mayonnaise, kielbasa, fur burger, whisker biscuit with cheese, lawn butter


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