What is Purple Headed Microphone?
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The purple headed microphone is another name for the penis.
A girl will sing down the purple headed microphone when engaging in car park karaoke. This is an outdoor blowjob.
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1.
The purple headed microphone is another name for the penis.
A girl will sing down the purple headed microphone when engaging in car park karaoke. This is an outdoor blowjob.
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Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off And I Can't Stop Cos I'm Shitting My Pants
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having a quicky, like f*cking in the bathroom
My roommate walked in as we were knocking it out in the kitchen.
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