Purple Helmet

What is Purple Helmet?


1.

the head of the penis. location on top of the shaft.

cletus whipped out his large purple helmet and started slapping david posey aggressively until she had a perminent mushroom maerk on her forehead

2.

The head of yo dick that looks like a fireman's hat.

Dseeamn, Jim's mom polished Richard's purple helmet with her tongue and made that shit all shiny. Then she stuck it in her cunt..haha!

3.

the body part that spouts a funny-smelling liquid and sits at the top of a long (from my experience, anyway) rod of pleasure. coincidentally, it also resembles shawn williams's head.

hey look, shawn williams got the purple helmet haircut! let's go stroke his neck to see if he shoots his wad!

See negro

4.

any large aggravated appendage located in the lower abdominal area...(male)...we hope...

5.

The End of A Penis or a german bell end

Suck My Purple Helmet Bitch!

1.

the head of the penis. location on top of the shaft.

cletus whipped out his large purple helmet and started slapping david posey aggressively until she had a perminent mushroom maerk on her forehead

2.

The head of yo dick that looks like a fireman's hat.

Dseeamn, Jim's mom polished Richard's purple helmet with her tongue and made that shit all shiny. Then she stuck it in her cunt..haha!

3.

the body part that spouts a funny-smelling liquid and sits at the top of a long (from my experience, anyway) rod of pleasure. coincidentally, it also resembles shawn williams's head.

hey look, shawn williams got the purple helmet haircut! let's go stroke his neck to see if he shoots his wad!

See negro

4.

any large aggravated appendage located in the lower abdominal area...(male)...we hope...

5.

The End of A Penis or a german bell end

Suck My Purple Helmet Bitch!


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