Purple Inchworm

What is Purple Inchworm?

1.

The shrivelled, atrophied penis of a sick twisted disturbed fuck. All that comes out is a tiny drop of a congealed yellow liquid, created from years of disuse.

Zeke: Why did Lenny just run into his office and close the door?

Clyde: Did he have his mail with him?

Zeke: Yeah.

Clyde: Ah, then it must be time to whip out the ol' purple inchworm for a grueling hour of futile jackin' off.

See sick twisted disturbed fuck, sick twisted fuck, dickless, loser, mumbler, crater-faced cunt

1.

The shrivelled, atrophied penis of a sick twisted disturbed fuck. All that comes out is a tiny drop of a congealed yellow liquid, created from years of disuse.

Zeke: Why did Lenny just run into his office and close the door?

Clyde: Did he have his mail with him?

Zeke: Yeah.

Clyde: Ah, then it must be time to whip out the ol' purple inchworm for a grueling hour of futile jackin' off.

See sick twisted disturbed fuck, sick twisted fuck, dickless, loser, mumbler, crater-faced cunt

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