Purple Jesus Edit Meaning

1.

4. Nickname for rookie running back Adrian Peterson of the Minnesota Vikings.

The Vikings beat the Falcons thanks to a 60 yard pass reception and run by Purple Jesus.

See adrian, peterson, football, vikings, minnesota

2.

Minnesota Vikings running back and future NFL Hall of Famer Adrian Peterson.

Man, did you see Purple Jesus shred that Bears D yesterday?

See ad, all day, vikings, football

3.

The ultimate party juice! Fill a bathtub(preferably a clean one) with grape kool-aid, quartered citrus fruit, Everclear(or another high proof grain alcohol)and ice. Let it sit for a few hours then party on! The best part is eating the fruit towards the end of the party! Enjoy!

My folks are out of town for the weekend, call the gang and mix up the Purple Jesus!!

4.

Cheap miscellaneous booze mixed with grape juice, served in a vat or garbage bin that tastes as good as it sounds. (absolutely horrible)

P1: it's purple, but why is it called purple jesus?

P2: try some

*P1 tries it*

P1: JESUS!!!!

See booze, wine, kegger, bad shit, frat party

5.

A large amount of ends of bottles of liquor, mixed together with bug juice, and usually served out of a tub or trash can. Named because it is purple, and will be seen again later.

I drank way too much purple jesus, and passed out on the lawn.

See hairy buffalo, crystal palace, mr. boston, crunk, college

1.

4. Nickname for rookie running back Adrian Peterson of the Minnesota Vikings.

The Vikings beat the Falcons thanks to a 60 yard pass reception and run by Purple Jesus.

See adrian, peterson, football, vikings, minnesota

2.

Minnesota Vikings running back and future NFL Hall of Famer Adrian Peterson.

Man, did you see Purple Jesus shred that Bears D yesterday?

See ad, all day, vikings, football

3.

The ultimate party juice! Fill a bathtub(preferably a clean one) with grape kool-aid, quartered citrus fruit, Everclear(or another high proof grain alcohol)and ice. Let it sit for a few hours then party on! The best part is eating the fruit towards the end of the party! Enjoy!

My folks are out of town for the weekend, call the gang and mix up the Purple Jesus!!

4.

Cheap miscellaneous booze mixed with grape juice, served in a vat or garbage bin that tastes as good as it sounds. (absolutely horrible)

P1: it's purple, but why is it called purple jesus?

P2: try some

*P1 tries it*

P1: JESUS!!!!

See booze, wine, kegger, bad shit, frat party

5.

A large amount of ends of bottles of liquor, mixed together with bug juice, and usually served out of a tub or trash can. Named because it is purple, and will be seen again later.

I drank way too much purple jesus, and passed out on the lawn.

See hairy buffalo, crystal palace, mr. boston, crunk, college