Purple Jizz Monkey

What is Purple Jizz Monkey?


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A Purple Jizz Monkey is the overly complex drink ordered by the d-bagin front of you at a crowded bar. Often served as a shooter, this drink is characterized by its convoluted and redundant ingredients, and is almost always ordered with 4 or 5 other equally impossible drinks. When the fuck-ram in front of you orders a Purple Jizz Monkey, this invariably delays your drink purchase by several minutes, and the chick you were talking to before you went to get drinks is probably already fucking some townie.

“Thanks a lot, Melvin, you took like 20 minutes to get our drinks and now we’re all sober.”

“Dude in front of me ordered like 5 purple jizz monkeys, my hands were tied.”

See purple hooter, drink, jizz, monkey, d-bag

1.

A Purple Jizz Monkey is the overly complex drink ordered by the d-bagin front of you at a crowded bar. Often served as a shooter, this drink is characterized by its convoluted and redundant ingredients, and is almost always ordered with 4 or 5 other equally impossible drinks. When the fuck-ram in front of you orders a Purple Jizz Monkey, this invariably delays your drink purchase by several minutes, and the chick you were talking to before you went to get drinks is probably already fucking some townie.

“Thanks a lot, Melvin, you took like 20 minutes to get our drinks and now we’re all sober.”

“Dude in front of me ordered like 5 purple jizz monkeys, my hands were tied.”

See purple hooter, drink, jizz, monkey, d-bag


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