What is Purple Mushroom Bruise?


1.

The act of pulling out your penis while being blown, and systematically slapping your partner's face with it, thus leaving a purplish bruise resembling the tip of you penis (a mushroom).

I gave Carly a purple mushroom bruise when she went down on me last night.

See blowjob, blown, gulp, head, suck cock

1.

The act of pulling out your penis while being blown, and systematically slapping your partner's face with it, thus leaving a purplish bruise resembling the tip of you penis (a mushroom).

I gave Carly a purple mushroom bruise when she went down on me last night.

See blowjob, blown, gulp, head, suck cock


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