What is Purple Mushroom Bruise?
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The act of pulling out your penis while being blown, and systematically slapping your partner's face with it, thus leaving a purplish bruise resembling the tip of you penis (a mushroom).
I gave Carly a purple mushroom bruise when she went down on me last night.
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The act of pulling out your penis while being blown, and systematically slapping your partner's face with it, thus leaving a purplish bruise resembling the tip of you penis (a mushroom).
I gave Carly a purple mushroom bruise when she went down on me last night.
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