Purple Mushroom Edit Meaning

1.

when you slap your dick on a chicks face and it leaves a mark that turns purple and looks like a mushroom

I gave Suzie a purple mushroom, smacked it right across her face when she wasnt looking and now the outline of my dong is forming on her cheek

2.

When a bitch is polishing your knob, and you ram your member into the side of her cheeck (from the inside) hard enough to leave a bruise.

Janette was talking funny for a few days after I gave her a purple mushroom.

3.

1. A low cost housing unit for smurfs on welfare

2. The act of smacking one's penis on a girls face leaving a bruise in the shape of a mushroom

3. What they look like after you've had too many of those 'Shrooms'.

1. After smurfette became a crack addict she started to whore herself to support her habbit. Now that silly slut can only afford to live in the purple mushrooms.

2. I gave her such a purple mushroom it left a welt!

3. Whoa, dude, I think I should be cut off... those are..PURPLE MUSHROOMS!!!

See Jesus Christ Superstar

4.

while recieving oral sex, the penis gets smacked on the girl's forehead strong enough to leave a bruise.

i have her a purple mushroom she'll never forget

See steven

5.

When you Slap your junk on a gurls forehead and it leaves a large purple lump like the top of a mushroom

man u c that gurls purple mushroom.... it takes up half of her head

See purple, mushroom, junk, hurt

6.

A poisonous fungus.

"Don't eat that purple mushroom!"

7.

Penis being held tight on the stem, creating a purplish swelling on the head, resembling a mushroom.

1.

when you slap your dick on a chicks face and it leaves a mark that turns purple and looks like a mushroom

I gave Suzie a purple mushroom, smacked it right across her face when she wasnt looking and now the outline of my dong is forming on her cheek

2.

When a bitch is polishing your knob, and you ram your member into the side of her cheeck (from the inside) hard enough to leave a bruise.

Janette was talking funny for a few days after I gave her a purple mushroom.

3.

1. A low cost housing unit for smurfs on welfare

2. The act of smacking one's penis on a girls face leaving a bruise in the shape of a mushroom

3. What they look like after you've had too many of those 'Shrooms'.

1. After smurfette became a crack addict she started to whore herself to support her habbit. Now that silly slut can only afford to live in the purple mushrooms.

2. I gave her such a purple mushroom it left a welt!

3. Whoa, dude, I think I should be cut off... those are..PURPLE MUSHROOMS!!!

See Jesus Christ Superstar

4.

while recieving oral sex, the penis gets smacked on the girl's forehead strong enough to leave a bruise.

i have her a purple mushroom she'll never forget

See steven

5.

When you Slap your junk on a gurls forehead and it leaves a large purple lump like the top of a mushroom

man u c that gurls purple mushroom.... it takes up half of her head

See purple, mushroom, junk, hurt

6.

A poisonous fungus.

"Don't eat that purple mushroom!"

7.

Penis being held tight on the stem, creating a purplish swelling on the head, resembling a mushroom.