Purple Sea Sausage

What is Purple Sea Sausage?


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The part of the anatomy that resides between the legs of a male diver or swimmer. The color becomes a vivid purple when excited & sometimes even when there is a present threat. When in this state of awareness the Purple Sea Sausage has been known to use its defense mechanism, spitting a thick white substance to entangle & disorient the attacker.

As the Calypso was anchored in the waters off Panama, John Paul encountered a Purple Sea Sausage in an excited state as it was chasing the rare & beautiful Soft Shelled Brown Anus, (pronounced A-noose.)

See sea monster, lochness, cock, tropical, sex, muff diver, boner

1.

The part of the anatomy that resides between the legs of a male diver or swimmer. The color becomes a vivid purple when excited & sometimes even when there is a present threat. When in this state of awareness the Purple Sea Sausage has been known to use its defense mechanism, spitting a thick white substance to entangle & disorient the attacker.

As the Calypso was anchored in the waters off Panama, John Paul encountered a Purple Sea Sausage in an excited state as it was chasing the rare & beautiful Soft Shelled Brown Anus, (pronounced A-noose.)

See sea monster, lochness, cock, tropical, sex, muff diver, boner


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