Purple Submarine

What is Purple Submarine?


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When a guy sits down on a toilet seat to take a dump and his junk breaches the surface of the water. The depth at which one's penis becomes submerged is obviously determined by the abnormal level of water in the toilet. This is often caused by a previous visitor's overzealous donation, clogging the toilet and exponentially compounding the problem...you now have a package that is not only wet, but wet with the aftermath of someone else's bombing run.

Dude, that crap would have been perfectly executed if it weren't for the purple submarine action...I'm gonna go shower.

1.

When a guy sits down on a toilet seat to take a dump and his junk breaches the surface of the water. The depth at which one's penis becomes submerged is obviously determined by the abnormal level of water in the toilet. This is often caused by a previous visitor's overzealous donation, clogging the toilet and exponentially compounding the problem...you now have a package that is not only wet, but wet with the aftermath of someone else's bombing run.

Dude, that crap would have been perfectly executed if it weren't for the purple submarine action...I'm gonna go shower.


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