Purple Turtle Edit Meaning

1.

to squeeze the penis till it turns purple, then pull your fist outward as if a turtle head going into the shell.

Tom is gonna go home and make his purple turtle puke.

2.

Squeezing the penis in a vagina so hard it turns purple.

Dee gave Dustin a purple turtle, so he thanked her and gave her a buck.

3.

Its a stoner joke.

Suposedly, when you are really high, someone yells out "purple turtle!" and points at something or somewhere and you can see it for a slight moment.

Person 1: "OMG! Look Brian, purple turtle!"

Person 2: "OMG!"

See purple, turtle, stoner, joke, high, stoned, baked, zooted

4.

wen i put mi penus n2 anuter seksi dooidz ass, he SQUEEZEZ REEL HRAD onut adn it coms ot lookin pruple. mmm,,, i wsih dante wud giv me a pruple turdotl. ^_^

kill me plz.

See xenomorph

1.

to squeeze the penis till it turns purple, then pull your fist outward as if a turtle head going into the shell.

Tom is gonna go home and make his purple turtle puke.

2.

Squeezing the penis in a vagina so hard it turns purple.

Dee gave Dustin a purple turtle, so he thanked her and gave her a buck.

3.

Its a stoner joke.

Suposedly, when you are really high, someone yells out "purple turtle!" and points at something or somewhere and you can see it for a slight moment.

Person 1: "OMG! Look Brian, purple turtle!"

Person 2: "OMG!"

See purple, turtle, stoner, joke, high, stoned, baked, zooted

4.

wen i put mi penus n2 anuter seksi dooidz ass, he SQUEEZEZ REEL HRAD onut adn it coms ot lookin pruple. mmm,,, i wsih dante wud giv me a pruple turdotl. ^_^

kill me plz.

See xenomorph