Purse Fruit

What is Purse Fruit?


1.

A piece of fruit (i.e. banana, plum, apple) that is found in the bottom of a woman's purse, and is often warm and of questionable freshness.

I was really hungry, but we were stuck in traffic when Diana offered me a piece of purse fruit.

See purse, fruit, snack, freshness, questionable

1.

A piece of fruit (i.e. banana, plum, apple) that is found in the bottom of a woman's purse, and is often warm and of questionable freshness.

I was really hungry, but we were stuck in traffic when Diana offered me a piece of purse fruit.

See purse, fruit, snack, freshness, questionable


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