Purton

What is Purton?

Large village of in-breds. Often marry out of the village into cricklade.

"You live in Purton? Do you have webbed feet?"

See purton, inbred, farmers, webs, marriage

Large village of in-breds. Often marry out of the village into cricklade.

"You live in Purton? Do you have webbed feet?"

See purton, inbred, farmers, webs, marriage

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