Pussmelon Edit Meaning

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A large, melon-shaped fat deposit occurring beneath a woman's natural waistline. Commonly seen on the bodies of women 40+, who were accustomed to 1980's fashions. Sometimes a pussmelon is just the result of an ill-fitting article of clothing, but sometimes it is a topographical reality.

The pussmelon is accentuated (and often defined by) a woman's choice in slacks. They tend to be high-waisted, belted, and tight. Denim or stretchy, they always struggle to contain the juicy melon within. This look could be further appreciated with a nice camel toe.

Men do not develop pussmelons with age, because their bodies age differently than a woman's. The pussmelon could be sourced as the aftermath of childbirth, bad genetics, or too much cake.

"Ooo Rob, now you can sneak a peek at TJ's ripe old pussmelon, you nasty boy."

See fupa, fat, gut, cunt, belly, vagina, pussy, front butt, front bum, camel toe, fatty, muffin top, obese, spare tire, cameltoe, stomach, beaver, foopa, gurt, ugly, box

1.

A large, melon-shaped fat deposit occurring beneath a woman's natural waistline. Commonly seen on the bodies of women 40+, who were accustomed to 1980's fashions. Sometimes a pussmelon is just the result of an ill-fitting article of clothing, but sometimes it is a topographical reality.

The pussmelon is accentuated (and often defined by) a woman's choice in slacks. They tend to be high-waisted, belted, and tight. Denim or stretchy, they always struggle to contain the juicy melon within. This look could be further appreciated with a nice camel toe.

Men do not develop pussmelons with age, because their bodies age differently than a woman's. The pussmelon could be sourced as the aftermath of childbirth, bad genetics, or too much cake.

"Ooo Rob, now you can sneak a peek at TJ's ripe old pussmelon, you nasty boy."

See fupa, fat, gut, cunt, belly, vagina, pussy, front butt, front bum, camel toe, fatty, muffin top, obese, spare tire, cameltoe, stomach, beaver, foopa, gurt, ugly, box