Pusstache

What is Pusstache?


1.

The pubic region of a female.

Pusstaches come in 3 common designs: The hitler, the pirate and the Pontiac.

See pusstauche, pubes, pubic hair

2.

When a male with facial hair performs oral sex on a female who hasn't showered recently, his moustache and beard will pick up the odour of the female's genitalia. When this happens the male will be carrying a pusstache on his top lip until he's able to wash his face.

Huey: 'I had too many beers the other night and went home with that sweaty girl who works behind the bar.'

Dewey: 'Don't tell me you...'

Huey: 'I must have done, because the next morning I had a pusstache so strong it made the flowers in my kitchen wilt. and they were plastic!'

See oral sex, cunnilingus, pussy, moustache, muff diving, carpet munching, going down for t'gravy, Carpet Muncher

1.

The pubic region of a female.

Pusstaches come in 3 common designs: The hitler, the pirate and the Pontiac.

See pusstauche, pubes, pubic hair

2.

When a male with facial hair performs oral sex on a female who hasn't showered recently, his moustache and beard will pick up the odour of the female's genitalia. When this happens the male will be carrying a pusstache on his top lip until he's able to wash his face.

Huey: 'I had too many beers the other night and went home with that sweaty girl who works behind the bar.'

Dewey: 'Don't tell me you...'

Huey: 'I must have done, because the next morning I had a pusstache so strong it made the flowers in my kitchen wilt. and they were plastic!'

See oral sex, cunnilingus, pussy, moustache, muff diving, carpet munching, going down for t'gravy, Carpet Muncher


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