What is Pusstard?
1.
One Who Is A Pussy And A Retard. So Combine The Words And You Get PussTard!
Billy: Can I Have A Playstation 3 Grandma?
Grandma: Hell No!
Billy: Whatever You PussTard Biatch!!!
Heard From Across The Room! (SMACK!!)
Grandma: Get Some, Bitch!
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2.
Similar to "fucktard," pusstard is a combination of the words "pussy" (referring to cowardliness, underhandedness, or whimpiness, not a woman's genitals) and "retard" (referring to idiocy, not the archaic definition). It is perhaps less commonly used than some of its relatives ( fucktard ), but there are certain situations where no other word is truly appropriate. "Dishonorable cur" no longer carries the weight it used to.
NOTE: There currently exists something of a disagreement between lexicographer s as to whether "pusstard" might have been a splice of the word "bastard," as opposed to the word "retard"; regardless, "pusstard" and "bastard" are nearly synonyms as it is and this dispute thus has no effect on the word's meaning.
1) Hey, John, all you ever do in this game is run away and then do the same goddamned move--stop being such a fucking pusstard. (During a game of Super Smash Brothers.)
2) What is it with those pusstard snipers, always stealing my fucking kills and headshotting my comrades from the safety of those fucking pusstard trees? I mean, seriously, those snipers are just running around and shooting like cowardly, dipshit, pusstards, and fuck those goddamned trees, they don't do anything but sit there like retarded cows staring at O'Reilly jacking himself off on the telly. Fucking pusstards. (During an online FPS game.)
3) (Hypothetical conversation.)
Man 1: Dude, you are such a pusstard.
Man 2: What?
Man 1: It took you five hours to get the courage to talk to that chick at the bar and when you finally did get over there it took you until just this morning to figure out it was a dude, and only after you decided to wake herm up with a trip down south .
Man 2: Hey, you said she was cute, and if you knew then why didn't you tell me 'bout it?
Man 1: 'Cause I thought it was funny.
Man 2: Dude, you're an ass, you know that!
Man 1: Yeah, and I'm keeping myself tight as long as you're around...
Man 2: Shutup!
See pusstard , retard , pussy , bastard , asshole , fucktard , dishonorable , honor , chivalry , cur , coward , tard
1.
One Who Is A Pussy And A Retard. So Combine The Words And You Get PussTard!
Billy: Can I Have A Playstation 3 Grandma?
Grandma: Hell No!
Billy: Whatever You PussTard Biatch!!!
Heard From Across The Room! (SMACK!!)
Grandma: Get Some, Bitch!
See pussy , retard , motherfucker , bitch , vag
2.
Similar to "fucktard," pusstard is a combination of the words "pussy" (referring to cowardliness, underhandedness, or whimpiness, not a woman's genitals) and "retard" (referring to idiocy, not the archaic definition). It is perhaps less commonly used than some of its relatives ( fucktard ), but there are certain situations where no other word is truly appropriate. "Dishonorable cur" no longer carries the weight it used to.
NOTE: There currently exists something of a disagreement between lexicographer s as to whether "pusstard" might have been a splice of the word "bastard," as opposed to the word "retard"; regardless, "pusstard" and "bastard" are nearly synonyms as it is and this dispute thus has no effect on the word's meaning.
1) Hey, John, all you ever do in this game is run away and then do the same goddamned move--stop being such a fucking pusstard. (During a game of Super Smash Brothers.)
2) What is it with those pusstard snipers, always stealing my fucking kills and headshotting my comrades from the safety of those fucking pusstard trees? I mean, seriously, those snipers are just running around and shooting like cowardly, dipshit, pusstards, and fuck those goddamned trees, they don't do anything but sit there like retarded cows staring at O'Reilly jacking himself off on the telly. Fucking pusstards. (During an online FPS game.)
3) (Hypothetical conversation.)
Man 1: Dude, you are such a pusstard.
Man 2: What?
Man 1: It took you five hours to get the courage to talk to that chick at the bar and when you finally did get over there it took you until just this morning to figure out it was a dude, and only after you decided to wake herm up with a trip down south .
Man 2: Hey, you said she was cute, and if you knew then why didn't you tell me 'bout it?
Man 1: 'Cause I thought it was funny.
Man 2: Dude, you're an ass, you know that!
Man 1: Yeah, and I'm keeping myself tight as long as you're around...
Man 2: Shutup!
See pusstard , retard , pussy , bastard , asshole , fucktard , dishonorable , honor , chivalry , cur , coward , tard
1) Hey, John, all you ever do in this game is run away and then do the same goddamned move--stop being such a fucking pusstard. (During a game of Super Smash Brothers.)
2) What is it with those pusstard snipers, always stealing my fucking kills and headshotting my comrades from the safety of those fucking pusstard trees? I mean, seriously, those snipers are just running around and shooting like cowardly, dipshit, pusstards, and fuck those goddamned trees, they don't do anything but sit there like retarded cows staring at O'Reilly jacking himself off on the telly. Fucking pusstards. (During an online FPS game.)
3) (Hypothetical conversation.)
Man 1: Dude, you are such a pusstard.
Man 2: What?
Man 1: It took you five hours to get the courage to talk to that chick at the bar and when you finally did get over there it took you until just this morning to figure out it was a dude, and only after you decided to wake
Man 2: Hey, you said she was cute, and if you knew then why didn't you tell me 'bout it?
Man 1: 'Cause I thought it was funny.
Man 2: Dude, you're an ass, you know that!
Man 1: Yeah, and I'm keeping myself tight as long as you're around...
Man 2: Shutup!
Billy: Can I Have A Playstation 3 Grandma?
Grandma: Hell No!
Billy: Whatever You PussTard Biatch!!!
Heard From Across The Room! (SMACK!!)
Grandma: Get Some, Bitch!
Similar to "fucktard," pusstard is a combination of the words "pussy" (referring to cowardliness, underhandedness, or whimpiness, not a woman's genitals) and "retard" (referring to idiocy, not the archaic definition). It is perhaps less commonly used than some of its relatives (
NOTE: There currently exists something of a disagreement between
1) Hey, John, all you ever do in this game is run away and then do the same goddamned move--stop being such a fucking pusstard. (During a game of Super Smash Brothers.)
2) What is it with those pusstard snipers, always stealing my fucking kills and headshotting my comrades from the safety of those fucking pusstard trees? I mean, seriously, those snipers are just running around and shooting like cowardly, dipshit, pusstards, and fuck those goddamned trees, they don't do anything but sit there like retarded cows staring at O'Reilly jacking himself off on the telly. Fucking pusstards. (During an online FPS game.)
3) (Hypothetical conversation.)
Man 1: Dude, you are such a pusstard.
Man 2: What?
Man 1: It took you five hours to get the courage to talk to that chick at the bar and when you finally did get over there it took you until just this morning to figure out it was a dude, and only after you decided to wake
herm up with a tripdown south .
Man 2: Hey, you said she was cute, and if you knew then why didn't you tell me 'bout it?
Man 1: 'Cause I thought it was funny.
Man 2: Dude, you're an ass, you know that!
Man 1: Yeah, and I'm keeping myself tight as long as you're around...
Man 2: Shutup!
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