Pussy Burglar

What is Pussy Burglar?


1.

When a boy sneaks into a girl's house late at night without the girl's parent's knowledge. Instead of going after valuables like an average cat burglar, he's only interested in the girl's pants.

Tim: Dude, where were you last night?

Rob: Sorry, my girl had a burglar.

Tim: What?

Rob: Don't worry, it was just a pussy burglar - me that is.

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Jill: Why didn't you call me back last night?

Courtney: Sorry, I had a pussy burglar.

Jill: Oh, so Rob came over, gotcha.

See pussy, burglar, sex, booty call, late night

1.

When a boy sneaks into a girl's house late at night without the girl's parent's knowledge. Instead of going after valuables like an average cat burglar, he's only interested in the girl's pants.

Tim: Dude, where were you last night?

Rob: Sorry, my girl had a burglar.

Tim: What?

Rob: Don't worry, it was just a pussy burglar - me that is.

---

Jill: Why didn't you call me back last night?

Courtney: Sorry, I had a pussy burglar.

Jill: Oh, so Rob came over, gotcha.

See pussy, burglar, sex, booty call, late night


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