What is Pussy Patrol?
1.
A group of men (and sometimes women) who go around looking for fresh vaginas in which to stick various objects.
Fathers, lock up your daughters; the Pussy Patrol is on the move!
2.
People who pluck bushy vagina hairs and put them on bald mens head. They also go around and test the pussies by sticking fanta bottles in them
No wonder we have so many pairs of tweezers and my dad's growing hair so fast, it must be the work of the Pussy Patrol!
1.
A group of men (and sometimes women) who go around looking for fresh vaginas in which to stick various objects.
Fathers, lock up your daughters; the Pussy Patrol is on the move!
2.
People who pluck bushy vagina hairs and put them on bald mens head. They also go around and test the pussies by sticking fanta bottles in them
No wonder we have so many pairs of tweezers and my dad's growing hair so fast, it must be the work of the Pussy Patrol!