What is Pussy Whipped?
1.
(1) adj - situation whereupon a male is undeniably at the mercy of his high-maintinence girlfriend & answers to her every beck and call, usually followed by the reprioritizing of girlfriend over friends, family, school, food, water, and air.
(2) adj - making decisions based on the incentive of sex
(1) omg, tom's girl has him so fucking pussy whipped that instead of going to the yankees game with me and the boys, he spent his whole weekend at the pottery barn expo, picking out ceramic cats and china patterns. ::insert cracking bull-whip sound HERE::
(2) if she didn't give it up all the time, he wouldn't be so goddamned pussy whipped.
2.
When one is a slave to coochie and is completely owned and controlled by the coochie's owner.
While vacationing in New York City, Adam (The Bitch) was so pussy whipped he went to a lame ass broadway show and drank a Cosmopolitan intead of taking his woman to ESPN Zone and watching sports and drinking beer. And he still didn't get any cause she has pussy control...and his balls.
3.
You world blindly revolving around your woman.
Jeff's decisions are based on what his woman is doing. Ditching his boys her and forgetting what is important to him. He is SO pussy whipped!
4.
Where you give up everything so you can be with your woman. This means blowing off your buddies so you can spend the whole weekend at your girlfriends house, spending crap loads of money on Christmas, Birthdays, movies, dinner (even though you can't afford it) and being at her beckon call. What you once were is history, because you slowly become something else so you can met her expectations, because she usually is high matienance, demanding jewelry and designer clothes
He is so pussy whipped cause he had to save up for a long time so he could buy his woman diamonds and other expensive shit.
See
5.
when ur girlfriend is the penis of the relationship.
if she says jump, u ask how high?
6.
When your woman has removed your balls and then filled the sack with a LoJack to track your every move!!
I cant go ANY where with out telling (insert name) where Ill be!
7.
It's when you ask your friend to come out with you, but he has to go with his girlfriend to a craft show just so he can get some poon tang afterwards.
My friend Tim is the biggest pussy whipped bitch ever, we call him whippy cuz he'd rather watch dirty dancing then go play some baseball.
1.
(1) adj - situation whereupon a male is undeniably at the mercy of his high-maintinence girlfriend & answers to her every beck and call, usually followed by the reprioritizing of girlfriend over friends, family, school, food, water, and air.
(2) adj - making decisions based on the incentive of sex
(1) omg, tom's girl has him so fucking pussy whipped that instead of going to the yankees game with me and the boys, he spent his whole weekend at the pottery barn expo, picking out ceramic cats and china patterns. ::insert cracking bull-whip sound HERE::
(2) if she didn't give it up all the time, he wouldn't be so goddamned pussy whipped.
2.
When one is a slave to coochie and is completely owned and controlled by the coochie's owner.
While vacationing in New York City, Adam (The Bitch) was so pussy whipped he went to a lame ass broadway show and drank a Cosmopolitan intead of taking his woman to ESPN Zone and watching sports and drinking beer. And he still didn't get any cause she has pussy control...and his balls.
3.
You world blindly revolving around your woman.
Jeff's decisions are based on what his woman is doing. Ditching his boys her and forgetting what is important to him. He is SO pussy whipped!
4.
Where you give up everything so you can be with your woman. This means blowing off your buddies so you can spend the whole weekend at your girlfriends house, spending crap loads of money on Christmas, Birthdays, movies, dinner (even though you can't afford it) and being at her beckon call. What you once were is history, because you slowly become something else so you can met her expectations, because she usually is high matienance, demanding jewelry and designer clothes
He is so pussy whipped cause he had to save up for a long time so he could buy his woman diamonds and other expensive shit.
See
5.
when ur girlfriend is the penis of the relationship.
if she says jump, u ask how high?
6.
When your woman has removed your balls and then filled the sack with a LoJack to track your every move!!
I cant go ANY where with out telling (insert name) where Ill be!
7.
It's when you ask your friend to come out with you, but he has to go with his girlfriend to a craft show just so he can get some poon tang afterwards.
My friend Tim is the biggest pussy whipped bitch ever, we call him whippy cuz he'd rather watch dirty dancing then go play some baseball.
