What is Pussy Willow?
1.
a plant that grows beside the raod
wow isnt that pussy willow big
2.
someone who is the group bitch and does whatever anyone tells them to do, like
that guy is such a damn pussy willow
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3.
1: a really douche of a person
2: white tufts of hair coming out of old peoples ears
1: jimmy was being a real
pussy willow today.
2: ah dude, look at the
pussy willows coming out of your grandpas ears!
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4.
A dick that won't get hard no matter what. Whether due to age, intoxication, or a brown bag with the lights off type of a girl, your dick flaps around in the same wind that blows the career of Keanu Reeves and the puberty caused tones of the Jonas Brothers.
(Girl waiting and wondering...)
Girl- What the monkey are you doing?
Guy- I'm slapping my dick against your leg so mini-me can wake the frick up, all I've got runnin' is a pussy willow.
(Two friends during a friendly chat)
Friend 1 - Hey, just to remind you, I fucked your ex on Saturday.
Friend 2 - Yeah, that's right, she was telling me how much she missed even my drunken pussy willow fucks with her on Sunday. Way to go you fricken duddy!
Can also be used in the past tense as a name:
Friend 1- Dude, I'm glad you took the hit for the team. How was it though?
Friend 2- Are you kidding me? Lights off, brown bagged and I was still left P.Willowfied at the sight of those brown wizard sleeves! (Can also substitute P.Dubafied)
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1.
a plant that grows beside the raod
wow isnt that pussy willow big
2.
someone who is the group bitch and does whatever anyone tells them to do, like
that guy is such a damn pussy willow
See
3.
1: a really douche of a person
2: white tufts of hair coming out of old peoples ears
1: jimmy was being a real
pussy willow today.
2: ah dude, look at the
pussy willows coming out of your grandpas ears!
See
4.
A dick that won't get hard no matter what. Whether due to age, intoxication, or a brown bag with the lights off type of a girl, your dick flaps around in the same wind that blows the career of Keanu Reeves and the puberty caused tones of the Jonas Brothers.
(Girl waiting and wondering...)
Girl- What the monkey are you doing?
Guy- I'm slapping my dick against your leg so mini-me can wake the frick up, all I've got runnin' is a pussy willow.
(Two friends during a friendly chat)
Friend 1 - Hey, just to remind you, I fucked your ex on Saturday.
Friend 2 - Yeah, that's right, she was telling me how much she missed even my drunken pussy willow fucks with her on Sunday. Way to go you fricken duddy!
Can also be used in the past tense as a name:
Friend 1- Dude, I'm glad you took the hit for the team. How was it though?
Friend 2- Are you kidding me? Lights off, brown bagged and I was still left P.Willowfied at the sight of those brown wizard sleeves! (Can also substitute P.Dubafied)
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