What is Pussy-whipped?
1.
The state of being influenced so greatly by your female significant other that you a) unreasonably change the way you act around your friends, family, and others so as not to upset said significant other and b) feel that you deserve a reward for not acting in a way that would upset said significant other.
Jason refuses to go to any parties anymore because he is pussy-whipped.
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2.
to have your testicles in a jar and in the possession of a female who requires you to check-in constantly to verify she still has possession. Guys night out is OUT of the question.
Jeremy Roskovensky is more pussy-whipped than any man I have ever met.
3.
The state in which a male is totally and utterly owned by his female companion. He lives in constant fear of her, despite being 300 times stronger and tougher than her and being the sole reason that bitch has food to eat and a roof over her ungrateful head. Such a pitiful man has to "check-in" every 4 minutes to make sure his woman is "okay" with him being away from her. A total disgrace to all mankind, deserves to be sent to a concentrations camp. Will follow his woman all over the planet "just because" (lacks testicles)
"Thank god i'm not pussy-whipped! I know how to make my bitch come correct!"
4.
One that has to ask Deb permission before anyhting
Deb can I play golf with the Boys on Friday
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5.
1. The act of ditching your friends for a girl that you think you can get some pussy out of.
2. Letting a so-called pussy, otherwise your girlfriend(s) or booty-call(s), control you enough to where you basically become their slave and you can't stand life without them.
3. The equivilant of an alcoholic but with pussy or something in that general sense.
Guy 1 "God that queer is so pussy-whipped!"
Guy 2 "Ya I know I can't believe he's ditching us for the bitch with pussy-teeth"
Pussy-Whippee "I can still here you bastards and at least I'm getting some. So there, who's the queer now?"
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6.
A man who has been stripped of his ability to think for himself without the permission of his girlfriend.
aka - Danny Boy from Nuts forum.
I love all women, I think they are great and so much better then men. In fact they are more beautiful, more intelligent and look way better naked. I think women should be treated like the delicate but strong flowers blowing in the gentle breeze that they are. We as men sometimes forget the respect that these beautiful creatures deserve. We should bow down to them humbly and be forced to recognise that we are nothing without them - lets go out and buy them all chocolate and fancy dinners and not pester them for sex tonight. Instead we should massage their feet and tell them how much we love their cellulite - its cute. Even the fat ugly ones. Especially the fat ugly ones, they need a little more loving.......
Come on men, lets start a revolution, power to Women!
"Oh no Dannys been pussy-whipped!"
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7.
Willingly under the control of a female.
Steve Massinello chose to go to Florida with his fiance rather than play in the big game because he is pussy-whipped
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1.
The state of being influenced so greatly by your female significant other that you a) unreasonably change the way you act around your friends, family, and others so as not to upset said significant other and b) feel that you deserve a reward for not acting in a way that would upset said significant other.
Jason refuses to go to any parties anymore because he is pussy-whipped.
See
2.
to have your testicles in a jar and in the possession of a female who requires you to check-in constantly to verify she still has possession. Guys night out is OUT of the question.
Jeremy Roskovensky is more pussy-whipped than any man I have ever met.
3.
The state in which a male is totally and utterly owned by his female companion. He lives in constant fear of her, despite being 300 times stronger and tougher than her and being the sole reason that bitch has food to eat and a roof over her ungrateful head. Such a pitiful man has to "check-in" every 4 minutes to make sure his woman is "okay" with him being away from her. A total disgrace to all mankind, deserves to be sent to a concentrations camp. Will follow his woman all over the planet "just because" (lacks testicles)
"Thank god i'm not pussy-whipped! I know how to make my bitch come correct!"
4.
One that has to ask Deb permission before anyhting
Deb can I play golf with the Boys on Friday
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5.
1. The act of ditching your friends for a girl that you think you can get some pussy out of.
2. Letting a so-called pussy, otherwise your girlfriend(s) or booty-call(s), control you enough to where you basically become their slave and you can't stand life without them.
3. The equivilant of an alcoholic but with pussy or something in that general sense.
Guy 1 "God that queer is so pussy-whipped!"
Guy 2 "Ya I know I can't believe he's ditching us for the bitch with pussy-teeth"
Pussy-Whippee "I can still here you bastards and at least I'm getting some. So there, who's the queer now?"
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6.
A man who has been stripped of his ability to think for himself without the permission of his girlfriend.
aka - Danny Boy from Nuts forum.
I love all women, I think they are great and so much better then men. In fact they are more beautiful, more intelligent and look way better naked. I think women should be treated like the delicate but strong flowers blowing in the gentle breeze that they are. We as men sometimes forget the respect that these beautiful creatures deserve. We should bow down to them humbly and be forced to recognise that we are nothing without them - lets go out and buy them all chocolate and fancy dinners and not pester them for sex tonight. Instead we should massage their feet and tell them how much we love their cellulite - its cute. Even the fat ugly ones. Especially the fat ugly ones, they need a little more loving.......
Come on men, lets start a revolution, power to Women!
"Oh no Dannys been pussy-whipped!"
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7.
Willingly under the control of a female.
Steve Massinello chose to go to Florida with his fiance rather than play in the big game because he is pussy-whipped
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