Put The Beard On

What is Put The Beard On?


1.

The act of cunnilingus, or more colloquially to "go down on a woman" !

Person 1 : "What are you doing after work ?"

Person 2 : "I'm gonna go home, have a feed and a shower. Might grab the Mrs and "put the beard on" too !"

See cunnilingus, foreplay, beard

2.

To clamp your mouth securely over the bearded clamof ones lady friend

Fancy a pint,

No i'm going home to put the beard on

See cunnilingus, muff diving, heading south, bearded clam, quim

1.

The act of cunnilingus, or more colloquially to "go down on a woman" !

Person 1 : "What are you doing after work ?"

Person 2 : "I'm gonna go home, have a feed and a shower. Might grab the Mrs and "put the beard on" too !"

See cunnilingus, foreplay, beard

2.

To clamp your mouth securely over the bearded clamof ones lady friend

Fancy a pint,

No i'm going home to put the beard on

See cunnilingus, muff diving, heading south, bearded clam, quim


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