Putnam

What is Putnam?


1.

you might think hes just the weird ass smiley face on facebook, but hes actually taking over the world, and is probably going to kick your ass... with the robots, dont fall asleep tonight

hahaha omg i never even knew about this little putnam thing! thats hilarious

no its not, if you honestly think that sad excuse for a smiley face is funny, then i would consider going to the loopy house, or shutting up + dying

omg... i never realized-

nobody ever does....

See toaster, facebook, narnia

2.

An annoying kid usually found in the back of an English class. He exists primarily to "attempt" to make friends and give EVERYONE he sees gum. This may not always be the case, but most Putnam's are so. Putnam's usually wear expensive clothing and can usually found browsing Hollister, or American Eagle for the newest "trend" for them to set, yet no one really even likes it on him, because yes, he is a Putnam. Putnam's preferably have EXCRUCIATINGLY high pitched voices that can't be heard by the human ear. A translator is usually summoned when a Putnam is talking to the surrounding classmates. Therefore being a Putnam is NOT a desirable trait, and is commonly avoided.

Man that guy back there seems a bit like a Putnam...What is he even SAYING?!?!

See putnam, voice, english, hollister, american, eagle

3.

An assface or clown.

Dude why'd you bang my girlfriend you fuck. You're such a putnam.

See assface, putnam, clown, dickhead, dirtball

4.

The female version of a grundel

She rested her hand on my grundel as I poked her putnam

See putnam, grundel, vagina, asshole, fun

1.

you might think hes just the weird ass smiley face on facebook, but hes actually taking over the world, and is probably going to kick your ass... with the robots, dont fall asleep tonight

hahaha omg i never even knew about this little putnam thing! thats hilarious

no its not, if you honestly think that sad excuse for a smiley face is funny, then i would consider going to the loopy house, or shutting up + dying

omg... i never realized-

nobody ever does....

See toaster, facebook, narnia

2.

An annoying kid usually found in the back of an English class. He exists primarily to "attempt" to make friends and give EVERYONE he sees gum. This may not always be the case, but most Putnam's are so. Putnam's usually wear expensive clothing and can usually found browsing Hollister, or American Eagle for the newest "trend" for them to set, yet no one really even likes it on him, because yes, he is a Putnam. Putnam's preferably have EXCRUCIATINGLY high pitched voices that can't be heard by the human ear. A translator is usually summoned when a Putnam is talking to the surrounding classmates. Therefore being a Putnam is NOT a desirable trait, and is commonly avoided.

Man that guy back there seems a bit like a Putnam...What is he even SAYING?!?!

See putnam, voice, english, hollister, american, eagle

3.

An assface or clown.

Dude why'd you bang my girlfriend you fuck. You're such a putnam.

See assface, putnam, clown, dickhead, dirtball

4.

The female version of a grundel

She rested her hand on my grundel as I poked her putnam

See putnam, grundel, vagina, asshole, fun


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