What is Putter?
1.
A nickname you give chubby red haired kids when you're too drunk to think of anything better.
"Whoa Putter! Stop swinging at me like that!"
2.
(n.) and (v.)a rather viscous sample of fecal matter, in close resemblance to butter. Also used to "soften" the meaning of "shit"
"the dog left behind a perfectly formed putter in the yard next door"
-Adam
"She puttered right then and there; man-o-man was she embarassed"
-Eve
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3.
foolish (to shove sand up a hogs a with a timithy stock)
why is bob allways puttering around
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4.
A Putter is a substance used to ward off the infamous "land trolls". It is comprised of butter and pepper. To make this substance you would put lots of pepper in some butter and mix it well; then grab a chunk and roll it into a ball. Then freeze it until it is rock hard. Then if a land troll comes along all you have to do is throw it at them and they will flee endlessly.
1. I had an encounter with a land troll, good thing I through some putter at it.
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5.
red hair step child with an obesicity problem who although he likes you, will not hesitate to blast you in the face.
"Jesus putter calm down dont blast me, WERE FRIENDS"
"MMMMMMM PUTTER HUNGRY"
6.
weapon of choice by Hinckle
Mr. Hinckle will kill you with his putter in tornado mode.
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1.
A nickname you give chubby red haired kids when you're too drunk to think of anything better.
"Whoa Putter! Stop swinging at me like that!"
2.
(n.) and (v.)a rather viscous sample of fecal matter, in close resemblance to butter. Also used to "soften" the meaning of "shit"
"the dog left behind a perfectly formed putter in the yard next door"
-Adam
"She puttered right then and there; man-o-man was she embarassed"
-Eve
See
3.
foolish (to shove sand up a hogs a with a timithy stock)
why is bob allways puttering around
See
4.
A Putter is a substance used to ward off the infamous "land trolls". It is comprised of butter and pepper. To make this substance you would put lots of pepper in some butter and mix it well; then grab a chunk and roll it into a ball. Then freeze it until it is rock hard. Then if a land troll comes along all you have to do is throw it at them and they will flee endlessly.
1. I had an encounter with a land troll, good thing I through some putter at it.
See
5.
red hair step child with an obesicity problem who although he likes you, will not hesitate to blast you in the face.
"Jesus putter calm down dont blast me, WERE FRIENDS"
"MMMMMMM PUTTER HUNGRY"
6.
weapon of choice by Hinckle
Mr. Hinckle will kill you with his putter in tornado mode.
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