What is Putting Your Best Foot Forward?

1.

The greatest Manual Elephant Masturbators are the ones who get far enough in their practice to receive this honor. After losing both arms to the elephant assignment, the handler begins using his or her feet in desperate effort to satisfy the elephant's needs. This only results in the ever-predictable honors of the elephant.

See also: Niggeria, Manual Elephant Masturbator, First-Hand Experience, Second-Hand Experience, Putting Your Best Feet Forward, and Giving it Your All.

You should always put your best foot forward.

1.

The greatest Manual Elephant Masturbators are the ones who get far enough in their practice to receive this honor. After losing both arms to the elephant assignment, the handler begins using his or her feet in desperate effort to satisfy the elephant's needs. This only results in the ever-predictable honors of the elephant.

See also: Niggeria, Manual Elephant Masturbator, First-Hand Experience, Second-Hand Experience, Putting Your Best Feet Forward, and Giving it Your All.

You should always put your best foot forward.
0

Random Words:

Retro-shag
1. Nostalgic sex between ex-lovers. Two possible outcomes: rekindled love or a resumption of hostilities. The latter much more likely, ofte..
Read more
Enrubbled
1. To be reduced to rubble; to be irrevocably destroyed. Your face has been enrubbled by my mace! See my, mace, your, face..
Read more
Cook The Books
1. (v.) To exploit loopholes that allow for one's accounts to show less profits than actually exist, but allow for the figures to be c..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free