What is Putting Your Best Foot Forward?

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The greatest Manual Elephant Masturbators are the ones who get far enough in their practice to receive this honor. After losing both arms to the elephant assignment, the handler begins using his or her feet in desperate effort to satisfy the elephant's needs. This only results in the ever-predictable honors of the elephant.

See also: Niggeria, Manual Elephant Masturbator, First-Hand Experience, Second-Hand Experience, Putting Your Best Feet Forward, and Giving it Your All.

You should always put your best foot forward.

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The greatest Manual Elephant Masturbators are the ones who get far enough in their practice to receive this honor. After losing both arms to the elephant assignment, the handler begins using his or her feet in desperate effort to satisfy the elephant's needs. This only results in the ever-predictable honors of the elephant.

See also: Niggeria, Manual Elephant Masturbator, First-Hand Experience, Second-Hand Experience, Putting Your Best Feet Forward, and Giving it Your All.

You should always put your best foot forward.
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