Pwc

What is Pwc?


1.

An environment/hell, in which the term 'work-life balance' is used to convince bright, young professionals to accept jobs. Once on the other side, it becomes apprent very fast that it doesn't exist, but the majority of employees stay, because the partners continue to say they are "working" to improve 'work-life balance'. One question: How long before they figure it out? Answer: NEVER. They will continue to use it as a topic of positive discussion for the future (always in the future).

We work 80 hour weeks, but it is okay cause they feed us free alcohol on a consistent basis.

See Anonymous

2.

PriceWaterhouseCoopers. Created after a merger of Price Waterhouse and Coopers & Lybrand, PWC is one of the "big four" (final four?) accounting firms. The final four are Ernst & Young, PWC, Deloitte, and KPMG.

From many accounts PWC is "The last form of slavery in the US. This is where many young people begin careers and work 115 hours a week until they either quit or die from exhaustion. Former PWC employees often have scarred backs from the whip marks."

In common with all other Professional Services Firms, PWC really have no place being defined in anything called "the Urban Dictionary". It'll just end in tears before bedtime I tell ya!

Yo ma wigga, PWC be trippin on dis Sarbanes Oxley shizzle. Tru dat.

3.

A big 4 accounting firm which hires bright young college graduates and converts them into arrogant, stuck up, lifeless souls who are proud of the fact that they are working eighty hour weeks, despite being paid at an hourly rate lower than the average McDonalds toilet cleaner.

Aaron is the biggest knob. Oh yeah, that's because he works at PwC.

4.

An unholy, foul creature that subsists on human souls. Also known as PricewaterhouseCoopers or el Chupacabra.

Ron: "Why does Brian sit there, lifelessly staring at the wall?"

Champ: "PwC ate his soul."

Brick: "I ate a big red candle."

See Cactus Jack

5.

Pricks With Calculators

Better hide the paper shredder, PwC is here to do the audit.

See pricewaterhousecoopers, auditor

6.

People Working Cheap

Pretty Worthless Company

Pussy Whipping Cocksuckers

Poor Working Class

Perpetually Wasted College-grads

Pretty Warped Company

Pay Workers Cheaply

Partners Without Class

Penniless Workaholics Complaining

I hate slaving away at PwC, getting no respect from da man and beans for pay. Fuck this shithole, I'm going to Deloitte!!! Adios, jagoffs!!!

See deloitte, kpmg, pwp

7.

People Working Constantly

People Working Constantly, something people do upon joining this illustrious company called PricewaterhouseCoopers a.k.a. PwC.

See pricewaterhousecoopers, pwc, people, working

1.

An environment/hell, in which the term 'work-life balance' is used to convince bright, young professionals to accept jobs. Once on the other side, it becomes apprent very fast that it doesn't exist, but the majority of employees stay, because the partners continue to say they are "working" to improve 'work-life balance'. One question: How long before they figure it out? Answer: NEVER. They will continue to use it as a topic of positive discussion for the future (always in the future).

We work 80 hour weeks, but it is okay cause they feed us free alcohol on a consistent basis.

See Anonymous

2.

PriceWaterhouseCoopers. Created after a merger of Price Waterhouse and Coopers & Lybrand, PWC is one of the "big four" (final four?) accounting firms. The final four are Ernst & Young, PWC, Deloitte, and KPMG.

From many accounts PWC is "The last form of slavery in the US. This is where many young people begin careers and work 115 hours a week until they either quit or die from exhaustion. Former PWC employees often have scarred backs from the whip marks."

In common with all other Professional Services Firms, PWC really have no place being defined in anything called "the Urban Dictionary". It'll just end in tears before bedtime I tell ya!

Yo ma wigga, PWC be trippin on dis Sarbanes Oxley shizzle. Tru dat.

3.

A big 4 accounting firm which hires bright young college graduates and converts them into arrogant, stuck up, lifeless souls who are proud of the fact that they are working eighty hour weeks, despite being paid at an hourly rate lower than the average McDonalds toilet cleaner.

Aaron is the biggest knob. Oh yeah, that's because he works at PwC.

4.

An unholy, foul creature that subsists on human souls. Also known as PricewaterhouseCoopers or el Chupacabra.

Ron: "Why does Brian sit there, lifelessly staring at the wall?"

Champ: "PwC ate his soul."

Brick: "I ate a big red candle."

See Cactus Jack

5.

Pricks With Calculators

Better hide the paper shredder, PwC is here to do the audit.

See pricewaterhousecoopers, auditor

6.

People Working Cheap

Pretty Worthless Company

Pussy Whipping Cocksuckers

Poor Working Class

Perpetually Wasted College-grads

Pretty Warped Company

Pay Workers Cheaply

Partners Without Class

Penniless Workaholics Complaining

I hate slaving away at PwC, getting no respect from da man and beans for pay. Fuck this shithole, I'm going to Deloitte!!! Adios, jagoffs!!!

See deloitte, kpmg, pwp

7.

People Working Constantly

People Working Constantly, something people do upon joining this illustrious company called PricewaterhouseCoopers a.k.a. PwC.

See pricewaterhousecoopers, pwc, people, working


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