Pwnage By Bluetooth

What is Pwnage By Bluetooth?

1.

When you are standing next to somebody either in an Elevator, Checkout Lane, or Bar etc. and they answer their phone via Bluetooth and then you respond.

(In an Elevator a guy walks in)

Stranger: Hey, Whats Up?

You: Not much, just glad the days over....

*Stranger Looks at you like you an idiot*

Stranger: Yea, I will grab some milk on my way home.

You: (Mentally) Crap, he had a fucking Bluetooth and wasn't talking to me. I hope no one noticed. That was severe pwnage by Bluetooth

See bluetooth, owned, pwned, blue tooth, embarassing, black man

1.

When you are standing next to somebody either in an Elevator, Checkout Lane, or Bar etc. and they answer their phone via Bluetooth and then you respond.

(In an Elevator a guy walks in)

Stranger: Hey, Whats Up?

You: Not much, just glad the days over....

*Stranger Looks at you like you an idiot*

Stranger: Yea, I will grab some milk on my way home.

You: (Mentally) Crap, he had a fucking Bluetooth and wasn't talking to me. I hope no one noticed. That was severe pwnage by Bluetooth

See bluetooth, owned, pwned, blue tooth, embarassing, black man
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