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When a girl is administering a blowjob, have an airhorn in one hand and an iron skillet in the other. Carefully hold the skillet above h..
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The offspring of a Halflingand a Human; those who are half-halfling. Despite the name, Quarterlings are in fact taller than Halflings.
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