What is Pwnsauce?
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1. The sauce of utter pwnage, it is made with 1 parts pwn to every 1 parts pwn. Stir the combined pwn together until it simmers in a deep saucepan on stovetop burner set to high. After pwnsauce is at a simmer, take it off of the heat and immediately place onto whatever dish requires it.
2. What you put on any enemy when you totally pwn them in CS.
1. Some Dude: Mmmmm, this pwnsauce is fantastic!
SNL Guy: You like-a-da-sauce eh?
Some Dude: Uh, yeah, I do.
SNL Guy: The sauce is good, eh?
Some Dude: Yeah, it's good.
SNL Guy: You want more sauce?
Some Dude: Uh, ok, sure.
SNL Guy: I get you more sauce.
2. OMG! I totally glocked that beyotch, jeez, I bet he's still wipin' of the pwnsauce.
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A very ub0r treat that is related to being 1337. Very good with chips and a good movie, will make you pwn at every game you play...sadly almost no-one has made the perfect pwnsauce to date. Here is how to make my recipe for Pwnsauce in a few simple steps.
1) Assemble 13 jalapeneos, 37 pinches of spicing, and 1 cup of pwn (gathered from your local ownage vendor, such as Chuck Norris' hair ETC.)
2) Put into a large vat and churn for 13 minutes and 37 seconds. Then feed it to someone you don't like; this is vital to see if it was made correctly - wrongly made pwnsauce is almsot incindiary once consumed, such as eating a molotov cocktail.
3) You made add any other material to the pwnsauce, as long as you keep the same amount of jalapeneous and spices in the vat.
4) Get some chips and watch a movie/play a video game online and consume. Dramatically improved skills are very common.
1337 Player: "z0mg pwnt u w1th 1 bui1d3r!!11two"
Other Person: How did you get so awesome?!
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Semen. Plain and simple.
How do you like the taste of my pwnsauce?
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Semen. Plain and simple.
How do you like the taste of my pwnsauce?
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Other Person: w0w!!"
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Semen. Plain and simple.
How do you like the taste of my pwnsauce?
See
1.
1. The sauce of utter pwnage, it is made with 1 parts pwn to every 1 parts pwn. Stir the combined pwn together until it simmers in a deep saucepan on stovetop burner set to high. After pwnsauce is at a simmer, take it off of the heat and immediately place onto whatever dish requires it.
2. What you put on any enemy when you totally pwn them in CS.
1. Some Dude: Mmmmm, this pwnsauce is fantastic!
SNL Guy: You like-a-da-sauce eh?
Some Dude: Uh, yeah, I do.
SNL Guy: The sauce is good, eh?
Some Dude: Yeah, it's good.
SNL Guy: You want more sauce?
Some Dude: Uh, ok, sure.
SNL Guy: I get you more sauce.
2. OMG! I totally glocked that beyotch, jeez, I bet he's still wipin' of the pwnsauce.
2.
A very ub0r treat that is related to being 1337. Very good with chips and a good movie, will make you pwn at every game you play...sadly almost no-one has made the perfect pwnsauce to date. Here is how to make my recipe for Pwnsauce in a few simple steps.
1) Assemble 13 jalapeneos, 37 pinches of spicing, and 1 cup of pwn (gathered from your local ownage vendor, such as Chuck Norris' hair ETC.)
2) Put into a large vat and churn for 13 minutes and 37 seconds. Then feed it to someone you don't like; this is vital to see if it was made correctly - wrongly made pwnsauce is almsot incindiary once consumed, such as eating a molotov cocktail.
3) You made add any other material to the pwnsauce, as long as you keep the same amount of jalapeneous and spices in the vat.
4) Get some chips and watch a movie/play a video game online and consume. Dramatically improved skills are very common.
1337 Player: "z0mg pwnt u w1th 1 bui1d3r!!11two"
Other Person: How did you get so awesome?!
See
3.
Semen. Plain and simple.
How do you like the taste of my pwnsauce?
See
1337 Player: Pwnsauce //y fr1end.
See
3.
Semen. Plain and simple.
How do you like the taste of my pwnsauce?
See
Other Person: w0w!!"
See
3.
Semen. Plain and simple.
How do you like the taste of my pwnsauce?
See
