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1.A machine that generates lols.
2.A person who spends their time chatting to their friends online.
I am the lolmachine.
He spends so..
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Take the girl of your choice to any bathroom with a toilet. Getting her to hold on to the toilet bowl start working her hard from behind..
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A vegetarian who consumes dairy products.
I'm going to pass on the bacon, but give me a cheesy omelette 'cause I'm a veg..